Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!

*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*

by Fire January 24, 2004

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.

Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.

Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?

by Myrus June 25, 2017

Burnt the Cardboard

When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.

We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.

by Dale Bob November 26, 2016