Rich chaldeans where they only have new cars and Mercedes and bmws and foreign cars with loui Vuitton bags and huge houses
by MAYBACH October 29, 2017
The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.
If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on
The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on
The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.
Bassam: 8 o'clock
Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together
Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
Bassam: 8 o'clock
Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together
Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
by boater4life April 22, 2009
A Iraqi gang based in Detroit that traffics drugs from Phoenix and San Diego to Michigan. The Chaldean mafia, formed in the 1980s, is predominantly made up of ethnic Iraqi Christians. Also known as the Chaldean Organized Crime Syndicate.
Reuben: "I don't get why there are so many Chaldeans living in El Cajon"!
Liz: "Yeah, tell me about it! When the Chaldean Mafia first gained notoriety back in the '80's, Seven mile and Woodward in Detroit was called "little Iraq" in the press. Maybe that is the reason"?
Sam: "Yeah well they just arrested 60 bros at this social club in El Cajon...Maryam Athra! Damn what is this world coming to...where is my cell i gotta text my cousin"!!
Liz: "Yeah, tell me about it! When the Chaldean Mafia first gained notoriety back in the '80's, Seven mile and Woodward in Detroit was called "little Iraq" in the press. Maybe that is the reason"?
Sam: "Yeah well they just arrested 60 bros at this social club in El Cajon...Maryam Athra! Damn what is this world coming to...where is my cell i gotta text my cousin"!!
by ohnonotagain. August 23, 2011
When you are going at it doggy style and yell "ye ye ye ye ye" before you "accidentally " slip into the ass.
by Ye ye ye ye ye September 03, 2021
"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."
"Do we have any paper?"
"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."
"Ok."
"Do we have any paper?"
"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."
by ani iraqi August 02, 2011
A sign most prevalent in Metro Detroit, notably Dearborn, West Bloomfield, and Warren, where one can coast straight through a stop sign without stopping. With climate change eminent, momentum lost leads to an ever increasing carbon footprint. The Chaldean stop sign is a massive time saver, and a great boost to local businesses.
Mahmud was in a rush to pick up his Cigarette order at Sam's Club in Dearborn Heights. He looked both ways and blew right through a stop sign, right as a State Trooper gave him a thumbs up along with an approving grin. We must all be thankful for the implementation of the Chaldean Stop Sign, the true pride point of Michigan, unlike the infamous Michigan Left Turn, which is really a Boulevard Left turn. Anyways. . . Yella Yella Habibi, We pay for whole road we use whole road!!
by MexicanMudpie May 24, 2023
by Gino123 September 21, 2018