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rich chaldean

Rich chaldeans where they only have new cars and Mercedes and bmws and foreign cars with loui Vuitton bags and huge houses
Alright let’s go I’n my mclaren . We’re rich chaldeans
by MAYBACH October 29, 2017
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Chaldean Time

The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.

If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on

The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.

Bassam: 8 o'clock

Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together

Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
by boater4life April 21, 2009
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Chaldean Mafia

A Iraqi gang based in Detroit that traffics drugs from Phoenix and San Diego to Michigan. The Chaldean mafia, formed in the 1980s, is predominantly made up of ethnic Iraqi Christians. Also known as the Chaldean Organized Crime Syndicate.
Reuben: "I don't get why there are so many Chaldeans living in El Cajon"!

Liz: "Yeah, tell me about it! When the Chaldean Mafia first gained notoriety back in the '80's, Seven mile and Woodward in Detroit was called "little Iraq" in the press. Maybe that is the reason"?

Sam: "Yeah well they just arrested 60 bros at this social club in El Cajon...Maryam Athra! Damn what is this world coming to...where is my cell i gotta text my cousin"!!
by ohnonotagain. August 25, 2011
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Chaldean Slipper

When you are going at it doggy style and yell "ye ye ye ye ye" before you "accidentally " slip into the ass.
"Me and this chick were going at it and I accidentally hit her with the chaldean slipper.
by Ye ye ye ye ye September 2, 2021
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chaldean notebook

an empty cigarette carton often used in party stores as material for writing on.
"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."

"Do we have any paper?"

"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."
by ani iraqi August 2, 2011
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Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.
"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"
by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023
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chaldean

by big baboola April 1, 2023
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