Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
by Dan Neville May 30, 2006
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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun
• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
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The act of vandalizing a computer or phone by doing the following:
1. Replacing all wallpaper images to pictures of Nicholas Cage
2. Changing all shortcuts to Nicholas Cage
3. Replacing all icons with the Face of Cage
Optional:
4. In the case of a computer, alter the Username and possibly password to Nicholas Cage/Nicholascage
5. Change screensavers to sexual images with Nicholas Cage photoshopped in.
End of Optional.
Final Step: Enjoy the Cage Rage.
The act of vandalizing a computer or phone by doing the following:
1. Replacing all wallpaper images to pictures of Nicholas Cage
2. Changing all shortcuts to Nicholas Cage
3. Replacing all icons with the Face of Cage
Optional:
4. In the case of a computer, alter the Username and possibly password to Nicholas Cage/Nicholascage
5. Change screensavers to sexual images with Nicholas Cage photoshopped in.
End of Optional.
Final Step: Enjoy the Cage Rage.
Person 1: Dude, so I 'm thinking about Caging my sister's computer, any suggestions?
Person 2: Take pictures and post it on the internet. Make a meme out of it.
Person 2: Take pictures and post it on the internet. Make a meme out of it.
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Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.
AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.
Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.
AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.
"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."
"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."
"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."
"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."
"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."
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