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Suzy had fun answering the hard certamen questions.
by puellaestdorkus April 19, 2012
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Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.
by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008
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who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
by bigrich September 20, 2003
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Prancing Cera

The Prancing Cera is a photo featuring Michael Cera doing a sort of skip, or "prance". It became quite popular on tumblr within the first two hours of its first post.

The original picture was put up by Edgar Wright August 22, 2010 on flickr.

It soon became a widespread picture on Tumblr, August 24, 2010 around 1:00 - 3:00 am.

It's unclear who first posted this picture, but a Tumblr was made named fuckyeahprancingcera.tumblr.com. She has been credited for starting it.

A facebook group was then made called Prancing Cera, August 24, 2010 at 3.04 am.
Fuck this shit, I'm prancing.
Are we human, or are we prancer?
Prancers gon prance
Hipster gon hip, Hopstors gon hop
Prancing Cera ftw.
by LeilaN. August 24, 2010
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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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50 Centaur

A mythical creature that is half horse, half rapper and cannot be killed by bullets. The 50 Centaur has recently lost a staggering amount of weight for a part in the upcoming Seabiscuit sequel that deals with the heroic horses' struggle with pancreatic cancer.
Man, have you seen 50 Centaur? That guy looks rough.
by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
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Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009
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