celebmentia

the disease of the mind and spirit that those who acheive some degree of fame get after a prolonged sense of entitlement they get from said fame.

kanye west exhibited advanced celebmentia when he interrupted and crashed the young singer's acceptance speech for the award she had just won.

by em bee kay1 September 15, 2009

celestine co

the most beautiful girl in the world. She deserves everything and she is so down to earth she touches the core. if your lucky enough to meet one, never let her go. -yungk

i met a celestine co and she was amazing

by itsmeyo24 October 6, 2013

celestine

literally so hot like omg you look at her and you are just blown away by how amazing she is. shes also like really funny and has the best personality you could every meet like omg what a legend. #coolcat

person 1: omg is that celestine?
person 2: yes omg how funny and cool she is
person 1: omg yes #coolcat

by groovyfrog November 21, 2020

celeron

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006

Celestia

Celestia is a girl who feels like she's not enough for anyone, but is truly an amazing and beautiful girl on the inside and out. Celestia's are amazing, loyal, and true friends who have a wonderful sense of humor and is good at making friends once she gets to know them. She's an all around type of girl, accepting, loving, passionate and has strange creativity. She can have a wild side, but makes good grades and can be shy at times. She's trustworthy, and will not break a promise.

She loves animals and is more than willing to make people happy, all the time. Generally she's an amazing person, on the inside and out.

I can trust Celestia with my secrets.

by Yellowfish1999 September 30, 2011

Celeste

A girl that is of 'Goddess' status. Listens to only the best music, knows how to kick ass. One that listens to only the best music, and will commit a fly kick to those whose music is "garbage". A piece of 'hot ass', that can cook Italian food and hold her own in a cypher. Only the luckiest are able to survive around her, let alone touch her.

Wow, I think I love you... you're a Celeste.

by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015

Celebudrunk

A male whom drinks daily and is popular at all bars he attends.

Never pays cover charges and gets unrestricted VIP access at any time.

Male version of the barstar

Look at that Valerio, such a celebudrunk. He doesn't pay cover anywheres!

by Poutine78 August 29, 2011