Anal Cataracts

Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.

Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Dannyoon April 29, 2008

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Catharpin

A small town that is usually considered Gainesville or Haymarket because the post office only goes to like 2 streets. Mostly farms, and the developments are required to have 10 acres each. Where the only grocery store is about the size of a 7-11 and everything costs twice as much. Nobody has even heard of Catharpin, unless they live or have lived there. And when people pronounce it like, "Ca-tharp-in" it really makes them mad.

A small town that is considered to be in the Middle of Nowhere, Virginia.

by Elizabob May 13, 2005

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cattrall

perfect in everyway, likes thorntons rum truffles

'Laura met phil at the fence for tea'

by bimbo December 28, 2004

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Catarina

A depressed bitch that hides their feelings, but she is good at hiding them so she is super nice and funny. She laughts at everything and she can make you smile. She loves wearing hoodies and has a lot of friends. She can take jokes too well. She swears and eats a lot

Look over there! It's Catarina! She is so funny, everyone loves her!
Ikr?! She's so nice!

by i.speak.with.tomatoes.sometime March 1, 2020

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