Tulsa Carwash!

Cumming in a girls face and then using her hair to wipe it off!

I was tired of dealing her shit so I’m giving her a Tulsa Carwash!

by Breakaway December 5, 2019

Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020

corona carwash

When a man jerks off and cums on a woman’s face and at the same time spits on her face. Also he has Corona.

Back in 2020 I pulled a Corona Carwash on my ex girlfriend , Courtney.

by Jack Handey 2020 May 15, 2020

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006

Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005

Boob Carwash

When a lady or gentleman places their face in between the cleavage of a preferably large breasted woman. The breasts are shimmied back an forth, creating a soft and pleasant agitation of boob on the face.

"I received a boob carwash last night, now I can die happy."

by Rachel422 June 11, 2006