Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013

Rooster Corralling

When a pack of desperate and horny girls go out to the bars/clubs/supermarkets and try to round up "take-out cock" All they wanna do is get a group of young men/boys/the elderly drunk and take them back to their apartment and screw them. The gilrs are not pretty and you shoud run for your life should you be caught in one of their corrals.

Rick: Dude Bro, I was minding my own business at the circle K last night right? And then all these chicks encircled me and I couldn't escape. I was stuck between them with a buncch of other scared and flustered dudes.

Spence: Dude! You got stuck in a rooster corralling attampt last night! Did you get away?

Rick: No. No I didn't. It was dark, damp , and smelly in there.

Spence: Sucks Bro.

by JoMD March 29, 2010

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.

Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.

by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015

crolling

being crunk while rolling ballsss aka. reallyyy really drunk and high and rollin balls.

Brittany and allie were crolling on blue ladies, jd, and some dank ass purple haze.

by allieandbrittany January 8, 2009

carpooling

Carpooling- since sports make people tired out but yet they get exercise, carpooling can be considered a sport because you also get tired out by watching the people you are with in the car and making sure they dont cause trouble. and you get exercise by yelling at them and telling them to shutup and sit down so the cops dont see them when you run a red light.

carpooling.

by smexay! March 9, 2009