Cardboard Face

someone who can change themselves easily but is not easily broken

They call me the kid with a cardboard face... Pencil a smile or frown then erase

by SavoriSushi November 4, 2019

Race Card

Calling someone racist, even if they aren't, just to get away with something.

Jalen played the RACE CARD and all the charges were dropped.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

UNO Reverse Card

It is the physical embodiment of "no u". Comes in four colors, red, blue, green and yellow. There have been different styles with different itterations of the game. It is popular to use after someone calls you a fag or retarded, hold it up and say "No, you".

Jay: Kill yourself
Troy: *Holds UNO reverse card* No, you
Jay: Cries

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Pull the Race Card

When an ethnic minority accuses another person (usually white) of being discriminatory against their race in an attempt to be immune to criticism.

Larry: Can you just go away, Jerry? Every time I try and do something fun, you come along and screw it up.
Jerry: SHUT UP YOU RACIST!
Larry How am I a racist? I don't hate your race, I hate YOU. There's a difference, you know. Way to pull the race card, asshole.
Jerry: RACIST! HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUY'S A RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! *runs away*
Larry: *sigh*

by The Thing with the Stuff October 23, 2013

report card

The #1 cause of suicidal thoughts around the world.

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."

by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012

cardateer

When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.

Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)

Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.

by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010

Cardicus

A group of followers that believe their saviour Cardicus will bring greatness to them.

I have been blessed by Cardicus!

by Cardicus February 14, 2020