A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
Lookat carl over there
by Epickiller10 February 3, 2015

Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
by Subscribetobirdman May 30, 2018

A man that many have come to like. Although he is exceptionally great at speaking from his arse and loves to do it 6 times every 5 seconds. He is also a little nipple and likes to hold a crush over someone he claims not to like. All in all he’s a good lad with a shot haircut.
by Naming peeps R us December 21, 2017

carl is the cutest cat you will ever meet. He is kind, generous, playful, and more. He lays on your chest at night and goes on walks in the daytime.
by boohbahbaby123_ April 19, 2020

A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid
Carl stay in the house
by alex4444 April 5, 2015

by .Aye.Mami. March 12, 2018

by Jinmyd February 24, 2015
