Carl

A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship

Lookat carl over there

by Epickiller10 February 3, 2015

Carl

carl is the cutest cat you will ever meet. He is kind, generous, playful, and more. He lays on your chest at night and goes on walks in the daytime.

person 1: Hey! what’s that cats name?
person 2: that’s carl!
person 1: ohh we loveee carl

by boohbahbaby123_ April 19, 2020

Carl

A man that many have come to like. Although he is exceptionally great at speaking from his arse and loves to do it 6 times every 5 seconds. He is also a little nipple and likes to hold a crush over someone he claims not to like. All in all he’s a good lad with a shot haircut.

“Did you hear what that lad was saying their” “yeh he’s a total Carl”

by Naming peeps R us December 21, 2017

Carl

A useless person that's knows nothing about everything! Thinks he's always right!

Oh that Carl is chatting crap again.

by Jinmyd February 24, 2015

Carl

Annoying, And Retarded but can be funny. Will do anything you tell him NOT to.

Guy: Man i hate carl

by .Aye.Mami. March 12, 2018

Carl

A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid

Carl stay in the house

by alex4444 April 5, 2015

Carl

Carl is a very handsome man with a very big dick.He likes to treat his women like a queen. He also is a family friendly person with a great sense of humour Carl is very social person.He likes to spend time with his family and his friends.Carl has a lot of money and he’ll be able to buy you anything

What’s that there ? It’s a Carl I heard he has a big dick and lots of money

I want a Carl

I would love to be his I bet he’ll treat me like a queen

by Ya man like javid January 22, 2018