Sticky Candle

When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle

She made friends with the sticky candle last night

by Wax monster December 2, 2010

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.

Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

cardlinaudio

The best ASMR artist of all time.

Person 1: did you listen to cardlinaudios new video yet?
person 2: No! let me get on to youtube now.

by Sophie-Leanne October 24, 2017

melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Careless

Not giving a single fuck about anyone else’s opinion and living life with no boundaries bc yolo

Care less and be careless!

by Carelys September 30, 2018

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

cardestrian

A cardestrian (car-destrian) is a small European car that is driven alongside pedestrians in crowded urban European streets. The car is so small, so quiet and so maneuverable that it generally integrates into pedestrian activity effortlessly. Often, cardestrians and pedestrians commute side-by-side surprisingly effectively.

That city street is teeming with pedestrians and cardestrians. Check out that Citroen cardestrian!

by JDRoss February 23, 2011