cardio

a royal flush in poker where every card’s suit is hearts. it’s the best hand of them all; it’s even above the regular royal flush.

player: *gasp* “I GOT A CARDIO! I GOT A CARDIO!”
everyone else: *slams the table* “god dammit!”

by PBJelly6 December 12, 2023

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”

“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”

by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023

Costa Cardio

Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?

He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.

by Pimpninja March 29, 2024

cardio

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+Cardio- IN the LGBTQ community referring to an extremely loose rectum, not being able to provide appropriate friction to a penis during anal sex.

dude, i slammed my penis in the bottom for 2 hours and felt like I was doing cardio.

by Red bitch from hell November 14, 2023

exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.

"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"

by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

cardio Ash

Haryanvi

chi bhai kaisi cardio ash hai yeh toh

by suspi March 27, 2022