cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.

Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016

Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010

cardboard boxing

when the girl's body is too ugly or fat and you have no choice but to fuck her. The best method would be to put her in a cardboard box.

Drill a hole in the cardboard box where her pussy is-easy access for the dick-cardboard boxing

by Aleeesia November 16, 2011

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt September 7, 2005