Cascader

A cascader is someone with a very particular type of poor personal hygiene. There is a population of (mostly) men who aren't aware that they need to actually clean in between their ass cheeks in the shower, thinking that soapy water simply "cascading" over their ass crack is enough to clean the area. Combine this with poor wiping, and you get swamp ass. An even worse breed of cascader exists that neglects to clean their front side as well.

It is believed that they are mostly heterosexual men and also the reason why some women hate giving head so much. Because it stank (sic).

Women can also be cascaders but it's rare. Clean yo asses people!

1.

James: Omg Tony is so hot!
Karl: Yeah but be careful, he's a cascader.
James: How do you know that?

Karl: I tried blowin' him the other day and all I could smell was stale ass wofting around to the front, and he'd JUST showered.

2.

Carla: Hey mum, does dad shart a lot? Literally every pair of Adrian's underpants has shit stains in them and it's a real hassle to wash.
Susie: No sweety. Adrian's just a cascader. I told you not to marry him, he wasn't raised right.

by Yazzinator93 September 14, 2020

Cascade Cumming

Cascade Cumming is when a women feels like she is continually having orgasms, 1 right after the other.

The beautiful blonde woman I was with last night completely blew my mind. I had no idea cascade cumming was even a thing until she showed me the light. I will never forget her

by RazorRaz November 13, 2020

Caradey

She is strong, loyal, always sticks her ground. She encourages you when you’re feeling insecure. She can put up a fight and never let’s you down. She’s funny, bubbly and loves to make you laugh. She’s always a blast as long as you don’t get on her dark side. She’s beautiful, but doesn’t realize it.

A girl named Caradey

by That one person who is amazing February 25, 2021

carcaterra

When you got poop on yo hands

You I just pulled a carcaterra last night

by Poop hands June 21, 2021

derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

queso cascade

When "the big cheese" at work passes information down to the "little cheeses".

"The company has just implemented a policy which forbids workers from decorating their office with posters of kittens hanging from tree branches which say 'hang in there'. This requires a queso cascade. Stat!"

by Julie Rodeo April 13, 2014

Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.

Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade

by R_texas July 20, 2015