layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Dirty Carole

marrying a man 22 years older, killing him and feeding him to your tigers and then claiming he had Alzheimer’s and disappeared so you can inherit his money for a Big Cat Rescue

If you don’t stop cheating on me and threatening to move to Costa Rica, I’m going to to Dirty Carole you.

by baddiebatesy April 3, 2020

Dirty Carley

When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.

Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night

by Dirty Brendan February 25, 2019

Carleigh

A female name describing one who is vivaciously charismatic and charming. Carleigh's are generally looked to by others for wisdom and life advise as they are seen as being able to perfectly balance the energies of life around them. They have the ability to 'think outside the box' and articulate their thoughts and emotions with prophetic intelligence. Carleigh's thrive on change and are often considered gypsies with very few attachments to their environments or relationships. Creativity is an expession of a Carleigh's heart and without persuing artisic endeavours, Carleigh will never feel completly satisfied. Carleigh's are most always on a journey of self discovery and fulfillment.

1. She is as free as a Carleigh.

2. Her great wisdom is that of a Carleigh.

by word_nerd1 February 4, 2010

Carleydrunk

When you drink so much alcohol that you lose all motor functions. Frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is made.

Dude! What the fuck happened to Nick last night?! how the fuck did he end up in Jail!?

Dawg, he was Carleydrunk

or

Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin last night!

I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk

by Delta Rabbit December 16, 2009