Cauleen

A person that has a lying problem and sleeps with every guy that she meets. Her body is covered in moles and she thinks she's just gorgeous when in reality she's not and no one really likes her.

I hope my daughter never becomes like Cauleen.

by iLOVEit[= February 7, 2009

capsules

Synonym for drugs in pillform.

Yo, you got any capsules?

by FeelGoodMerchant September 2, 2009

let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010

Capulate

(n.) The act of sexual climax; only applies to small, prepubescent nuisance.

In all cases, the person capulating is called the "Cappy."

Some Girl- Oh, oh, OHHH!

Cappy- That's right, bitch, I'm about to capulate all up in this shit!

by A-Bag777 February 13, 2012

capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009

catulence

Smelly, audible, kitten farts.

EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

by TandG December 19, 2010

capulo

Cum-guzzler of black cock

Dude, that chick's such a capulo.
Oye, esa chica es una capulo.

by fubar369 October 8, 2011