Captain 

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

Captain by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain 

Bay area slang for pimp.

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"

Captain by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024

Captain 

An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly

That young lass there is a real captain!

Captain by Disney infinity April 6, 2024

Captain 

Bay area slang for pimp.

Emmanuel is a captain. He owns all the hoes on the block.

Captain by bad_bayonet January 6, 2025

Captain Vape 

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022

Captain Ganja 

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006