- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!
- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!
- It's captain!
- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!
by drinkbord December 29, 2011
Being in a position of power and sexually harassing or assulting women.
And then declaring you are the captain now. Generally used by scumbags.
And then declaring you are the captain now. Generally used by scumbags.
Hey Patrick can I have tomorrow off, I'd like to go to my grandma's funeral?
Sure... Only if I can get up in those guts?I am the captain now.
Sure... Only if I can get up in those guts?I am the captain now.
by Pastorpablo September 28, 2019
In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia August 15, 2008
When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.
Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010
Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.
by pentozali November 25, 2006
1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

