cantaloupe

SMW a wiener sucking kunk

Hooman1: fawk u kunk
Hooman2: cantaloupe

by HereComesDatboiOHSHIT December 21, 2016

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred April 06, 2016

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by UncausedGlue268 April 08, 2023

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever

Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!

by major ass fuck November 23, 2021

Rainbow Cantaloupe

(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.

That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!

by lurpylicker June 01, 2021

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

by Avery St. John August 07, 2022

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow February 01, 2016