Having a straight friend join you in the middle of the woods for a campfire. The friend and you proceed to feed eachother hotdogs and once finished, you proceed to use the double spit poker as a sounding rod while frotting your friend. Once close, you both collect a graham cracker and finish on said cracker. Once soaked in, you lightly toast the cracker to feed it to eachother.
My friend Zaxcksariah and I were out on a fishing trip up in Alaska. What happens up there stays up there, but let me just say we’re were lonely, and there was some great fire roasted snacks with the campfire frosting!
sittin' round the campfire we sing our campfire song,
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)