When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
Get the asparagus calzone artichoke browniemug. A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it
Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher
by Hat dude July 10, 2018
Get the Calzone Munchermug. by Gigi820 June 29, 2021
Get the Cunt Calzonemug. To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021
Get the ate too many calzonesmug. by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025
Get the The Hot Calzonemug. by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019
Get the Calzonedmug. Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018
Get the calzone cuntmug.