asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone

Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt

by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018