literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you
by layla:(: April 30, 2020
Get the calvinmug. Gal#1: Damn look at that sexy mf over there!!!
Gal#2: oh him, that's Calvin, he belongs to that chic over there. She's Christa the sexy mother he is fucking.
Gal#1: they are soooooo lucky to have each other!!!
Gal#2: oh him, that's Calvin, he belongs to that chic over there. She's Christa the sexy mother he is fucking.
Gal#1: they are soooooo lucky to have each other!!!
by Hanz Zarkov October 29, 2020
Get the Calvinmug. by Lolicornpop6969 November 2, 2020
Get the Calvinmug. Calvin is of African, French, European, and American origin. Calvin means Extraordinary, Super; Funny, Smart, Strong, Intelligent, Wise, Loving, Loyal, Honorable, and Handsome. The nickname for Calvin is Val.
by Val Zod-El February 9, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.
Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
Get the Calvinmug. by Ninja cowboy space wizard November 13, 2013
Get the Calvinmug. A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.
'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'
by onearmninja March 4, 2009
Get the Calvinitismug.