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Calum Hood

The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE
who’s that amazing bassist?
Calum hood, you insolent fool.
by IFUCKINGLOVECALUMHOOD April 15, 2019
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Calum

General Fitty! Tends to be really good in bed and has the biggest penis for his age. As soon as you see Calum, you fall in love with his dreamy eyes straight away, he’s body is amazingly toned and he is not afraid to tell you his feelings. Might drop a dick pic or two, but with a simple snapchat you can fall in love with Calum instantly. His dirty talks send girls insane and make them want him even more. He’s not afraid to do anything with girls and is generally a straight lad. If you get calum, he will treat you like a princess and make sure all you’ve ever wanted is catered for. Even though his dirty mind will drive you insane he is the gentleman of the block. Although Calum may act like he likes you at times, sometimes he’s just using you for a bit of fun so be careful. Every girl wants calum. He’s just so perfect!
Chelsea-“Hey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”
by Chelsea A.x April 14, 2019
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Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois
Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.
by Saints September 22, 2003
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Calumet City

a south suburb of Chicago were there are drugs, gangs, crimes, robberies, drinking, fights, and prostitution
come on lets go get wasted in Calumet City
by WHlPccc August 6, 2009
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Calum

An epic gamer that is forever alone and depressed mainly sits in a dark room playing super smash bro's ultimate or persona 5 while drinking 2 cans of coke a day and rarely sleeps.
"Sir I'm sorry you have calum"
by mywifeleftmehelp February 4, 2019
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calum

calum is a cunt
by gayer boy 69 70 September 7, 2018
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calumet park

a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.
by nivaeh January 9, 2008
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