Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

catsexual

When a female likes cats in a sexual way.

Shamill goes out one night. He meets a cat. He likes said cat. He captures said cat. He RAPES said cat. said cat feels satisfied. Said cat runs away whenever said cat meets shamill. Said cat comes back for more! Shamill is happy. He is catsexual.

by jemma + laura February 29, 2008

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

cansexual

The sexuality based upon the principle that if, "you can, you will"

I have a penis you have a hole, I guess I'm cansexual.

by NabePB&J May 26, 2017

Calsexual

Someone who maintains a vigorous and violent sexual relationship with their shoes.

Look at Daniel he is such a calsexual.

by les61an July 21, 2020