when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021
The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.
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by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020
Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
by Sakasaka March 02, 2014
The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.
It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.
Does not necessarily need to be used in public.
It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.
Does not necessarily need to be used in public.
Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."
by Lunaman January 24, 2007
A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
by K_Lizzle November 13, 2006
Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
by what name do i use? February 10, 2018
When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.
by Tigerland19 October 21, 2022