calculus

a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.

Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.

by Skidmark McGee February 18, 2007

calculus

a type of math studied by the boy band 2gether

I know my calculus, it says you+me=us ! HAHAHAHAH

by Captain Illmatic November 18, 2006

calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

by Bilbo Baggins November 14, 2006

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Pre-Calculus

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.

"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"

by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018

calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth

Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"

by eudoxes March 19, 2007

pre calculus

shitty wast of time that really fucking sucks if you take advanced. dont even waste your time trying to go for a challenge at this level of math. Take the dipshit level class and maybe you can pass with a d+

Precal student: This sucks. Pre calculus is really fucking dumb.

by nikkikikiki March 1, 2010