Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex

After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus

by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021

Calamity

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022