cakester

a not so cute guy with a great personality

He is such a cakester

by bookstore crew May 2, 2008

cremaster

Your fucking nutsack

Fuck my cremaster is chaffed

by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

cardmaster

A peadophile who performs magic tricks in front of training group!

Cardmaster: "Heres an 8 of diamonds that you picked!"
Trainee: "Dude, I picked the 4 of clubs"

by Cardmaster fan 1 October 9, 2007

cakefatter

a person who loses weight by eating fattening cake

The women is a cakefatter.

by thevannibalist October 16, 2012

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014

Cakeastrophe

Cakeastrophe
For a mistake making a cake or a cake being accidentally damaged ruining it

Oh no; that's a Cakeastrophe

by The Gluten Free Cake Kitchen August 28, 2014

cakester

when you’re having anal sex and he nuts in your ass, takes his dick out and presses your cheeks together, making the cum spread all over the inside of your cheeks and ooze out of them as well

“that hung top made me a cakester”

by lookinlikealabrat May 10, 2020