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Caffeined

Energized , wide awake
I'm all Caffeined up for school.
by FirmaFitz July 23, 2015
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Weaponized Caffeine

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!
That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
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Tripping on Caffeine

The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons
“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”

“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state
by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019
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caffeina

1. Goddess of the stimulant caffeine - A fine and powerful embodiment of the wonders of cheap, legal uppers.

2. Kamio Chambless, the caffeinatrix, kaffeina. Self-styled as a photographer, painter, oldschool geek and part time gothic spaz. milkycat.com, yo.
Caffeina will grant you the power to stay up past your bedtime painting as long as you don't abuse her.
by caffeinatrix February 1, 2004
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caffeine

"A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee. Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking"

Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
"Man, if it wasn't for me snorting caffeine instead of having the usual cup of coffee, I'd probably have gotten fired for not showing up to work in the mornings."
by SillyJessi July 27, 2008
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caffeinoholic

1.A person who cant sustain half a day without having coffee or some other type of caffeinated drink like tea or red bull, drinks morning noon and night.
Often have troubles like headache, dizziness, sleepy untill you he hast it.

2. "Instant human just needs caffeine "

3. someone who cannot get up in morning and work without caffeine
Jack cant start working unless he had three shots of americano, he is such a caffeinoholic.

Ana is having her fourth coffee of the day, she is so caffeinoholic
by Chopra December 17, 2008
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caffeine hangover

When you've drunk so much caffeine that you become mildly to moderately dehydrated, resulting in a sensation similar to a hangover.

Caffeine, like alcohol, is a diuretic (a substance that makes you pee a lot), and much of the "hangover" symptoms -- nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, etc. -- are a result of being dehydrated.

The best way to avoid getting a caffeine (or alcohol) hangover is to not only limit your intake of caffeine or alcohol, but to also drink plenty of water, or better yet sports drinks like Powerade or Propel, to keep yourself hydrated while you party. You may look like a dork doing it, but you'll fare a lot better than your friends will in the morning.

Sports drinks are also the best and quickest hangover cure because they not only hydrate you, but replenish your electrolyte balance as well.
Jim had to stay up late last night for the Halo tournament, so he drank nothing but Full Throttle. I drank just as many cans, but I also drank a bottle of lemon Propel in between. He got the caffeine hangover, but I feel ready for another round.
by RDemonsBane March 28, 2009
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