Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019

Crackers

People who do crack.

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

cackerdown

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

by cackerdown June 21, 2018

Cockersicity

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.

Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.

by daboswinney August 19, 2021

Bitch Clackers

Big booty ho heels. The kind of shoes that allows you to hear them from 10 f@ckin miles away.

(1)Quick look busy, she's commin'!!!(2)How do you know? (1)I can hear her bitch clackers.

by PJoseph October 26, 2006

Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.

Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016