cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.

xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it

by someguy379 November 19, 2006

Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

by Doppleganger387 April 03, 2011

Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.

Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC

by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008

Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 06, 2005

Cabbage Patch Weed

Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.

"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."

by NewPwnage September 13, 2013

Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 07, 2010