czech republic

Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.

Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.

What do you get if you remove half of a Czech's brain? Two smart Polaks!

Czech Republic > Poland :D

by Lech (:P) May 16, 2007

Czech Republic

Is a country that I was Born in, it is surounded by Austria And Germany and Slovakia, they speek czech there and it is one of the most historical cities in europe (might i suggest going there for ther summer) Its fun if you want to go to a place were you can see historical sites or things and also at the same time go to clubs and just...well party pretty much =D

me: Hey, sup
Some guy: Hey is the Czech Republic a nice place?
me: oh ya...lots of old buildings...hotels...beer
some guy: say what?
me: Beer....lots of it
some guy: OK THATS SETTLES IT! TICKET FOR PRAGUE PLEASE!
me: have fun
some guy: YOU BET!!!

by D@nte May 3, 2006

Czech sweater

A thick layer of male chest hair noted for it's fullness, volume, and overall presence. At a distance casual observers often confuse the Czech sweater with an actual sweater.

hairy chest
chest hair
bear
natural sweater
man sweater
manbear
hairy chested
love rug

1: "You're going to play football in that?"

2: "I'm alright man, I've got my Czech sweater on"

by David Turchin January 9, 2008

czech hotdog

The act of screaming at a penis to make it erect.

Me and my girlfriend tried a Czech hotdog last night, and it actually worked pretty well.

by Le Sueur-Henderson Minnesota February 11, 2014

Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

Czech Golden Shower

The experience of the brass hitting the ground just after the VZ-61 finishes firing a 20 round magazine

Brandon Herrera: You'll finish a 20 round mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, you could call it the Czech Golden Shower.

by Yyn Hinoka November 17, 2022

Czech Shit

A way of referring to a Czech person informally, usually to a mate/friend

Oi Jindra you Czech Shit.
Your Czech shit

by JackBeckov April 25, 2019