A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.
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Custard Trout An angry internet troll who takes great pleasure in dark humour.It is also known to hate it when something is misspelt. Generally, he,she or it is considered as asset in a team, if in a game. Particularly on Call of Duty 4 It is said, that this creature once killed 578 enemies in a Clan match, this however is unproven and no records have been found. This creature seems to be online at many places at the same time.Many terms have come out of this, usually if doing well on a game or using very dark humour. Or sometimes if a fourm user is to either Troll on many fourmsExample: "Trouting it" "Custarding it"(Please note it is unknown if "Custard Trout" is male or female, it is also unknown if he,she or it is real or a legend.)
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"
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Get the Custard Trout mug.A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
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Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.
Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.
by Lejay September 29, 2010
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My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
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