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Chresanto

A boy who loves animals and always happy. He loves making girls laugh by doing silly things and is a bit of a clumsy klutz
You know that boy is a chresanto
by jaycezee October 19, 2011
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Cresencio

Cresencio is one of the funniest people youll meet. He'll make you laugh while saying it in ways normal people wouldnt say things. Hes super cute and always looks fly no matter what. Hes a family person and loves to make each day as fun as possible. Hes a PBD
Cresencio mmm i love that kid
by givemecandy December 17, 2010
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cresa

The most incredible girl you'll ever meet. She'll forever be stuck in your mind and not as a nuisance. But, more of a constant reminder that perfection does exist. Don't take her for granted because the second you do, it'll be the biggest mistake of your life. Day by day you'll remember what it felt like to be unconditionally happy When you were with her. She's got a smile that'll kill and eyes prettier than an Hawaiian sunset. She listens to all the right music, while she Plays LoL with you. Once you have her, never let her go.
I could see my self with that cresa girl got for the rest of my life
by Dtownkid March 29, 2015
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crescent fresh

A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.
Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.
by Seer-of-Shadows April 21, 2004
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caress me down

A very dank song by Sublime.
"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.
by aclockworkapple December 8, 2007
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Caresse

A girl who is ratchet, but EXTREMELY FUNNY and cute. A really good friend and very trustworthy.
An amazing girl who makes me smile every time you see her. When she's gone you realized that you need to talk to her more.
Really good at singing, and looks cute in glasses and her hair tied in a bun. A person loved by everyone.
Gives really good advice when you need it. Sweeps you off your feet with that smile.
She is just cute, funny, caring, adorable, and beautiful.
OMG WHO DAT?

OH DATS CARESSE YO.
by FAVRATCH May 10, 2013
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NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018
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