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A person who knows of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim but hasn't played it yet even though they know they should.
"Play Skyrim, you cuntbag."
"This cuntbag hasn't played Skyrim."
Cuntbag by Macadelica January 17, 2025
i was at wal-mart parking a cart in an empty spot, and some cuntbag came running up to me trying to tell me where to put the cart.
[cuntbag] by Mike0 April 27, 2007

cuntbag shitstain ex 

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
cuntbag shitstain ex by Notthatex September 2, 2016

Deceitful Cuntbag 

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
Deceitful Cuntbag by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010

Flaming Cuntbag 

The sexual act of dumping a bottle of the hottest hot-sauce you can find into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her.
"Hey! A Flaming Cuntbag sounds fun!"
"OH GOOOOD IT BUUURNNNSSS!!!"
Flaming Cuntbag by Kopriva January 28, 2009

Annoying Cuntbag 

someone who gets on your nerves, sleeps with your friends, is a genuine douchebag. another word for whoremongrel.
Dude, Henderly Ramsey is an annoying cuntbag, she fucked my girlfriend and me last week and now won't leave us alone.