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Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.
X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.
by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012
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blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018
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cunkmuffin

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
by LeJon August 3, 2009
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Cuntmuffin

by Gaz September 24, 2003
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cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you
"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 February 20, 2004
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Cvntmuffin

A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.
Noun: "That girl over there is a cvntmuffin."
Verb: "Stop touching my cvntmuffin!"
by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013
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cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
by maybelle June 19, 2007
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