Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen

Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!

by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013

Big Cum Stain

The thing you don’t want your grandma to see

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off

by Costas House November 28, 2019

Cum stain mafia

A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain

Ya I rep the cum stain mafia

by Lil Welch December 16, 2019

cum stain

a complete waste of human flesh or a moron

my boss is such a cum stain

by odie0811 May 9, 2006

cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.

Evans mom rubbed her pussy all over a dirty motel room bed and got pregnant from a cum stain on the bed.

by wouldntyouliketoknow;) January 12, 2011