Arroz con Culo

Also a Cuban term for a more serious mess, for example, a clusterfuck or an endless argument.

What an arroz con culo! The taxi was late and we missed the flight!

This presidential debate is turning into an arroz con culo. They can't agree on anything!

by Manola Blablablanik November 17, 2006

colomba

The most amazing girl you will ever meet!! usually a lover of dance. She is usually sassy and can make the bestest friend

That Colomba girl I amazing

by HelloIlikeducks February 19, 2014

Arroz con Culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning a huge mess or mixup.
Literally, it means, rice with ass. So naturally, since Puerto Ricans love rice, adding ass would really mess things up.

Muchacho, cuando ella lo pillo mirando la culona, se formo un arroz con culo.
Dude, when she caught him staring at that chick with the big ass, the situation became a huge mess.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

culobrero

Spanish for asshat

Jose has his head so far up his ass he is wearing his culo like a culobrero.

by Pinballman May 4, 2009

culona

Spanish for woman with a big ass.

That culona has to buy two seats when she flys her ass is so huge.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

Clompliment

When you're trying to give someone a compliment, and then realise it was more of an insult. Generally followed by backtracking and apologies.

"That skirt is great at hiding your fat thights!"

"!!!!"

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry - that was a bit of a clompliment"

by exquisitefire October 28, 2009