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Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem
by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019
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Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018
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the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity
Kill me, am not being the second croissant again
by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020
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crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
by TwinSouth October 13, 2008
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croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.
Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!
by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016
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Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted
by TheCadet October 4, 2012
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buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.
I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!
by Hakwolf October 10, 2008
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