If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem
by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.
by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
by TheCadet October 4, 2012

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008
