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Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.
by xixirinha July 9, 2010
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Cristiano Ronaldo

a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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Lord of Penalties.Also referred to as Penaldo/Pendu.He’s known for being the second best player in the world and his stupid fans.
-Hey look Cristiano Ronaldo scored a pen
-PENALDO PENALDO
by whoasked April 1, 2021
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by ThesuCCulentPrawn February 4, 2018
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ronaldo cristiano

Some backward word that is awesome to smart people.
Ronaldo Cristiano is totally not a name
by Some stuffies September 21, 2020
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A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
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Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo
by GP2 engine November 22, 2021
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