Midterm Crisis

What happens when you realize that midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first session.

Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.

by James Boyer February 11, 2008

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Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

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gay crisis

When you know you are in fact very gay, yet you still question your sexuality

"Yeah I had another gay crisis yesterday"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"

by Bihlover99 July 10, 2017

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Bi Crisis

You've heard of gay panic, now get ready for Bi Crisis

Person A: I had a Bi Crisis whenever I watched Victorious because I had a crush on both Jade and Beck.
Person B: same.

by Don'tUseRealName August 4, 2019

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Midriff Crisis

The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.

"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

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pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

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