A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.
Guy1: "hey is that a new TV?"
Guy2: "yep."
Guy1: "what was wrong with your old one?"
Guy2: "I broke it playing X-Box. That new video game is a real controller thrower..."
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Guy2: "yep."
Guy1: "what was wrong with your old one?"
Guy2: "I broke it playing X-Box. That new video game is a real controller thrower..."
select difficulty: easy, medium, difficult, controller thrower
by i throw controllers March 31, 2007
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by Bweeman August 22, 2010
Get the Controller fap mug.The control variable in scientific experimentation is the element which is constant and unchanged throughout the investigation.
by kitkat kallister November 28, 2017
Get the controlled variable mug.The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
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Get the walrus on ps5 controller mug.Often used as AFC, it is when you are playing COD and you want to get a beer, you tell your buddies "I'm gonna go AFC".
Tim needed to take a shit really bad, so you told his buddies he needed to go AFC while playing COD "away from controller"
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