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Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”
by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023
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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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constipated baby

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby
by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.
Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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Curly Haired Constipated Fuck

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012
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intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.
Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .
by Anton Doos May 3, 2016
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