connection terminated

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

my internet connection

Trash

My internet connection is trash

by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

friend collector

A person who, as the name suggests, collects friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking sites. The collector typically does not know the people they are adding, and may do this for one of two reasons:
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.

See also Friend Whore.

Man, Shana just added my friend Roger. They don't even know each other! She's such a friend collector .

by Checkers the Frog December 19, 2008

Connecticut cover up

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

Babe collector

Someone who collects babes

Sheep is a huge babe collector her basement is full of them!

by HooliganTheFooligan May 24, 2022

mex connect

Poor or slow internet connection. Refers to the quality of internet one might receive in Mexico

Guy 1: I've been downloading this movie for days! My internet is so slow
Guy 2: lol you have mex connect

by Woogie Noogie November 6, 2014