Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.

John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."

by composersparanoia November 14, 2022

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

Compiste

The being named Alex‘s laugh can only be described with this word. The only other possible way to describe it would be 🧌+🦆

Compiste

by Compiste June 11, 2023

Passé composé

Hard to understand crap that your French teacher makes you do. It generally involves use of the verb Avoir or Être

Dude, I don't understand how to Passé composé this stuff. Lemme copy off your homework

by starcraft noob May 29, 2011

Compstipation

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

by B-child April 2, 2006

composure

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

by composterous inc November 19, 2009