Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.
John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.
by itssojoever June 29, 2021
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Fortnite Competitive

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .
Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.
by Mandrin0 March 02, 2022
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Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind
Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world
by Swim coach Nyberg June 09, 2019
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Iron Will Competition

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...
The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane
by Daryl L. May 08, 2005
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competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.
Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.
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competition whore

Someone who enters every competition possible
Ive enterd 10 competitions today im a total competition whore
by Jonny5 February 25, 2012
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