cohen

absolute cutie, but also a massive dick with a micro dick

“cohen? doesn’t he have a micro penis”

by simplybowl June 29, 2019

cohen

To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.

At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.

by Snegall's brother April 01, 2009

Cohened

to be sitting in a hot tub
and get a hander(hand job)
and then try not to tell anyone
but in your attempt let everyone know

Jack:Mike did you get cohened?
Mike: uhh, ill tell you later.
Jack:(to everyone) Mike got cohened last night.
Everyone: wait Mike got cohened, gross, hes the man

by youknowwhatthiswas June 11, 2007

seth cohen

A character on the hit dramedy, The OC played by Adam Brody. He is adorkable, charming, cute, sweet, and funny. Girls go crazy for him

Where can I find myself a Seth Cohen?

by TaterTots February 29, 2004

Cohen

A hypothetical man (also known as ‘panda’) who says things like “you should go out side and do sport when they look like the only sport they would be good at is rolling down hills. (Hence the nickname ‘panda’).

Oh don’t be a Cohen

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

seth cohen

The guy who suddenly made it cool to be a geek.

Hey, be more like Seth Cohen and then we can date.

by Brooke February 16, 2005

Mark Cohen

Sexy filmmaker in RENT. Lives with his two AIDS-infected best friends. Still loves his ex-girlfriend, Maureen, who is now bisexual.

Mark Cohen is the greatest fictional filmmaker ever to be brought to life

by Lyk WHOAA me January 09, 2006