coffee 

an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.

i need coffee to be awake.

coffee by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009

Coffee 

Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.

RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))

Coffee by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003

coffee 

It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.

How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?

coffee by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Coffee 

The thing that keeps me alive and the ONLY reason I get up in the morning

Coffee is the nectar of the gods

Coffee by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020

coffee 

the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.

man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"

coffee by joker515 January 11, 2009

Coffee 

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

Coffee by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009

coffee 

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

coffee by pookleblinky December 3, 2004