Cob

Short for Cobber. Meaning Mate or Good Friend.

" Hey cob wanna go fishing?"

by B34rdy August 5, 2009

Cobbing It

Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.

Damn, Lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch!

by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008

Cob

Being "in a cob" or "cobby" is being in a bad mood.

"Callum was in a right cob last night"

"From now on let's call him Cobby Cal"

"Adam wouldn't talk to anyone because he was in a cob"

by Goodnightgirl April 25, 2014

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Cob

A bread like item in the East Midlands mainly in Nottingham.May be called in other places as:rolls,baps,Balm Cakes(whatever the fuck that is).However do not go around Nottingham asking if someone can give you some baps because basically you're asking for tits mate.

Cobs only cost one quid here in Nottingham.

by YoloMenace001 March 30, 2020

COB

acronym for 'Chief of the Boat' on board submarines. Typically a useless position filled by somebody who loves dick in there mouth, and shoves sticks up there own ass for pleasure. The only real duty of a COB is to make sure cleaning is performed more than necessary and to lower crew morale during a 'bitch session', 'flame spraying', or general berating.

I was gonna go to sleep before I operated the Reactor Plant today, but that shithead COB made me go fuck myself instead.

by thekaji October 7, 2008

Cob

Cob (verb)
To Cob someone is a stitch up of the highest order

I just know Mr Smith will cob me

by The Cob's Cob June 28, 2018